Circumcision

Lately I've been running into people with different opinions on circumcision. For those of you who are unaware, Circumcision is a nasty little thing the Jews did to newborn babies in order to dedicate them to God. It's a slightly disgusting procedure, because it really is just getting rid of extra skin on the male Goondonckles.


So what the problem is? Well some people think you should still be doing it (The Jews Mainly), some people don't give a rip, and some people think it's absolutely a cruel thing to do. There have been arguments here and there about the subject, and I think I've come up with a solution that would make everyone happy.

Being Circumsized Is an experience Similar to watching this movie.

Circumcise Girls.

I think that this is the obvious solution, because that way no one is doing anything right, and no one is doing anything wrong either. Imagine this scenario:


Mother: I'm here for (Girl's Name) Circumcision.

Receptionist: Come Right in.

[Doctor Enters]

Doctor: Ok let's get started. Oh it looks like it's already done, there's no extra skin. That's right m'aam. I am so damn good at this, your daughter was circumcised before I even took out my knife. That'll be $299.

Mother: Wow! You are so incredible Doctor Jew!

Jewish Doctors everywhere would gain a spike in confidence. Jews who actually think they need to Circumcise their kids to appease god (I'm an astute believer in God, and I assure you they don't) will realize how dumb they have been, and all us on the Interweb get to have ourselves a good laugh!

Maybe next week I'll write about all the other stupid "Traditional" religious beliefs.