Circumcision

Lately I've been running into people with different opinions on circumcision. For those of you who are unaware, Circumcision is a nasty little thing the Jews did to newborn babies in order to dedicate them to God. It's a slightly disgusting procedure, because it really is just getting rid of extra skin on the male Goondonckles.


So what the problem is? Well some people think you should still be doing it (The Jews Mainly), some people don't give a rip, and some people think it's absolutely a cruel thing to do. There have been arguments here and there about the subject, and I think I've come up with a solution that would make everyone happy.

Being Circumsized Is an experience Similar to watching this movie.

Circumcise Girls.

I think that this is the obvious solution, because that way no one is doing anything right, and no one is doing anything wrong either. Imagine this scenario:


Mother: I'm here for (Girl's Name) Circumcision.

Receptionist: Come Right in.

[Doctor Enters]

Doctor: Ok let's get started. Oh it looks like it's already done, there's no extra skin. That's right m'aam. I am so damn good at this, your daughter was circumcised before I even took out my knife. That'll be $299.

Mother: Wow! You are so incredible Doctor Jew!

Jewish Doctors everywhere would gain a spike in confidence. Jews who actually think they need to Circumcise their kids to appease god (I'm an astute believer in God, and I assure you they don't) will realize how dumb they have been, and all us on the Interweb get to have ourselves a good laugh!

Maybe next week I'll write about all the other stupid "Traditional" religious beliefs.

The Goth Identity Crisis.

It seems that everywhere I look in the last week, I feel as if someone on the internet is targeting me specifically with Ads to "Meet Goths in your Area" and "Meet other Goths like you". What I wonder is, when did it change from "Meet single women in your Area" to "Meet Goths"?














I seriously think that the whole "Targeted Advertising" thing has been taken the whole wrong way. I mean, I may own a website that is geared slightly towards a more underground crowd (It doesn't HAVE to be the underground crowd, but the general population seems to be too retarded to find any decent music that doesn't have "Skimpy Girl #7" in the Credits of the Music Video) but does the fact that I own that site really make me a Goth?


I think Maddox of The Best Page in the Universe said it best when he said "I've been to some of the biggest gothic web sites on the internet and none of them have a consistent, universal or even coherent definition of what a "gothic" is." Because that really is the truth, no one really has a clear idea of what "Goths" are.


What really gets me is, if no one really knows what a "Goth" is, how can they target people like me for their advertising campaign? If they have no real definition of "Goth", then those advertisers don't actually know what their target audience is.



More than that, if these people are advertising to meet other "Goths" in their area, how can they even follow through on their promise? I mean, they don't even know what a "Goth" is, so how can they tell "Goths" in good faith that they would supposedly be meeting others like themselves?


I may not be going anywhere important with this, seeing as though it's almost 2am in the Morning and I have to get up early for Church. But I just find it funny is all, that people are making thousands, possibly millions of dollars on a market of undefinable people. And what gets me on top of that, is that if the people are undefinable, do they really exist at all?

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